Desperate to revitalize a dying offshore economy, Mayor Tom Loftis resolves to turn the isolated New England island of Widow’s Bay into a bustling tourist haven. Dismissing ancestral folklore and hysterical warnings as backward superstition, Tom rolls out the welcome mat for mainland vacationers—only to awaken a slumbering, centuries-old demonic blight. With boogeymen stalking the fog, sea hags claiming fresh flesh, and a lethal curse guaranteeing anyone born on the island dies the moment they attempt to cross the water, Tom is caught in a hilarious and horrifying bureaucratic nightmare. Between bloodthirsty phantoms, panicked bachelorette parties, and an eccentric populace waiting to say “we told you so,” Widow’s Bay proves that selling paradise to tourists is pure suicide when the ground beneath your feet demands a blood sacrifice.