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Tony. Ziva. Chemistry. Chaos. CBS just pressed the nostalgia button *hard*.
Wednesday’s back—and still allergic to joy.
Tick… tick… BOOM. Or maybe just buffering.
The Amateur, a new spy thriller starring Rami Malek, hits Hulu July 17th. Can this high-stakes film save Hulu’s struggling content cycle and bring subscribers back from the brink of cancellation?
MobLand Season 2 is officially happening on Paramount+! After 26 million viewers, it was a no-brainer. We rant about the delay and demand answers for Harry, Kevin, and Kat. 😤💰
Ziva’s back. Tony’s smirking. CBS is printing checks.
Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.
The angst deepens. The eyebrows furrow. The comet… comets.
Brooding intensity: unlocked. Welcome to Mystic Falls.
Dust off your Pip-Boy—it’s almost renewal o’clock.
