TV Rants🤬

TV Rants: Your favorite shows are trash, and we aren’t quiet. Cinesist delivers sarcastic, unfiltered takes on the TV shows and industry trends that  rage.

  • TV News📰

    The Neon Ghost in the Machine: Decoding Blade Runner 2099

    • TV Rants🤬

    Latest

  • Wednesday Addams (Jenna Ortega) on the official Season 2 poster, tied with Thing on her shoulder, looking unimpressed.
    TV Trailers⏯️

    Wednesday Season 2 Trailer: More Like ‘Wednesday Whatchamacallit?’ 🤷‍♀️🎬

    Wednesday’s back—and still allergic to joy.

    April 16, 2026
    Cinesist
  • Main poster for the Prime Video series Countdown, featuring Jensen Ackles pointing a gun, with other cast members in action poses, against a dark, dramatic background. The tagline "EVERY SECOND COUNTS" and "NEW ORIGINAL SERIES JUNE 25" are prominent.
    TV Trailers⏯️

    Countdown: Prime Video’s Latest Thrill Ride – Are We Obsessed Yet? (Spoiler: Probably) ⏰💥

    Tick… tick… BOOM. Or maybe just buffering.

    November 23, 2025
    Cinesist
  • TV Rants🤬

    The Amateur Hits Hulu: Can This Spy Thriller Save the Streamer?

    The Amateur, a new spy thriller starring Rami Malek, hits Hulu July 17th. Can this high-stakes film save Hulu’s struggling content cycle and bring subscribers back from the brink of cancellation?

    July 16, 2025
    Cinesist
  • TV News📰

    MobLand Season 2 Announced! Finally, Paramount+ Gets a Clue.

    MobLand Season 2 is officially happening on Paramount+! After 26 million viewers, it was a no-brainer. We rant about the delay and demand answers for Harry, Kevin, and Kat. 😤💰

    July 16, 2025
    Cinesist
  • TV News📰

    NCIS: Tony & Ziva – The Return! Is Paramount+ Saving the Streaming Wars or Just Adding More Chaos? 🚢💥

    Ziva’s back. Tony’s smirking. CBS is printing checks.

    June 18, 2025
    Cinesist
  • The official Peacemaker Season 2 poster featuring a close-up of Peacemaker's chrome helmeted head facing an American bald eagle (Eagly), nose-to-beak, against a blue sky. The show title 'PEACEMAKER' is prominent.
    TV Trailers⏯️

    Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?

    Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.

    November 23, 2025
    Cinesist
  • Stylized, animated depiction of young Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger (or similar characters) looking shocked or distraught while reading a book in a library setting, with Harry holding the book.
    TV Rants🤬

    Harry Potter Remake: Did Anyone Order More Child Actors? 🙄

    Avada Kedavra to originality.

    May 27, 2025
    Cinesist
  • Spider-Noir, a shadowy figure in a trench coat and fedora, stands in a rain-slicked, black and white city.
    TV News📰

    Cage’s Spider-Noir: First Look Hits Exactly as Expected. 🕸️🥃

    It’s Spider-Man… but make it Cage-core.

    May 14, 2025
    Cinesist
  • Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert holding candles at the outdoor comet viewing event in Mystic Falls.
    TV Recaps📼

    Damon’s ‘Comet’ of Chaos: A Recap of ‘Night of the Comet’ 🧛‍♀️✨

    The angst deepens. The eyebrows furrow. The comet… comets.

    November 24, 2025
    Cinesist
  • Nina Dobrev as Elena Gilbert in a cemetery with fog, looking surprised or startled.
    TV Recaps📼

    The Vampire Diaries Pilot: Hooked from the First Bite 🧛‍♂️💔

    Brooding intensity: unlocked. Welcome to Mystic Falls.

    November 24, 2025
    Cinesist
  • Lucy (Ella Purnell) from Fallout Season 1, wearing a Vault Suit, waving with a look of awe or slight trepidation as she exits a Vault into the wasteland.
    TV News📰

    Fallout Season 2: Get Your RadAway Ready, It’s Coming! ☢️

    Dust off your Pip-Boy—it’s almost renewal o’clock.

    May 12, 2025
    Cinesist
    • Next